Rope Timer
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 Digital LCD Jump Skipping Rope Calorie Counter Timer  US $1.00
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 Digital LCD Jump Skipping Rope Calorie CounterTimer US $.90
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 Calorie Counting Skipping Rope Timer Loss Weight Tool US $1.02
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 Calorie Counter Timer Digital LCD Jump Skipping Rope US $.01
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 Jump Rope Digital Handle LCD Screen Timer Counter US $9.99
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 Digital LCD Calorie Counter Timer Jump Skipping Rope US $7.08
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 Digital Timer on a Rope White TR3 W US $10.99
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 ROPE KITCHEN TIMER never miss the ring 60 MIN NEW US $6.95
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 Digital LCD Jump Skipping Rope Calorie Counter Timer 3M US $6.78
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 Norpro White Digital Timer on Rope NEW US $4.49
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 Calorie Counter Timer Digital LCD Jump Skipping Rope US $5.99
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 Norpro Digital Timer on a Rope NEW US $5.99
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 NORPRO Cooking KITCHEN Baking Digital TIMER On A Rope US $7.99
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 NORPRO 60 Min Timer On A Rope Xtra Long Loud Ring US $7.49
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 CDN TR3 Digital Timer on a Rope NEW US $11.49
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 Digital Calorie Counting Skipping Rope Timer HKH 4260 US $4.68
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 Norpro Sixty Minute Timer On A Rope w Magnet 1489 US $5.49
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 NEWDigital LCD Jump Skipping Rope Timer Calorie Counter US $3.50
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 TR3 CDN Timer On A Rope Kitchen Game Coach Official US $11.48
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 3M LCD digital calorie Skipping jump Rope counter timer US $.99
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 Digital Skipping Jump Rope Calorie Timer Counter US $12.27
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 Digital LCD Jump Skipping Rope Calorie Counter Timer 9 US $14.49
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 Digital LCD Jump Skipping Rope Calorie Counter Timer US $6.89
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 Magnetic Timer with Rope Sticks to Fridge US $5.63
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 Digital Timer on a Rope Red TR3 R US $10.99
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CDN Q2-450x Proaccurate Quicktip Digital Thermometer on a rope, Black. List Price: $17.99 Sale Price: $11.91 Average Rating:   |
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CDN Proaccurate Quicktip Digital Pocket Thermometer on a rope. Self Calibrating with magnifing lens display. Unique pocket style with protective sheath. Premium stainless steel. Waterproof, automatically turns off after 10 minutes. |
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DIGITAL TIMER ON A ROPE-WHITE Sale Price: $3.35 Average Rating: |
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Digital timer with extra long and loud ring. Includes cord. |
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CDN TR3-R Digital Timer on a rope, Red List Price: $12.99 Sale Price: $7.95 Average Rating:  |
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This digital timer on a rope travels with you, whether you're keeping an eye on a roast or a race. In flashy red, it's easy to spot and offers the essentials and then some. It counts up or down, has stopwatch, stop and restart functions, a sliding mode switch, a lock and last count recall... |
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"ABC Products" Clip-On Chandelier Lamp Shade (Chocolate Chenille) Sale Price: $5.27 |
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This is a chocolate chenille bell chandelier lamp shade ~~ Cornsilk and beads hanging from the bottom of the shade~~ There is also cornsilk hanging from the top of the shade ~~Size is 5 1/2 in. Tall X 6 1/2 in... |
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ABC Products" - 9-Foot ~ Rope Lights LED Green Lights (Indoor & Outdoor use) Sale Price: $10.97 |
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Lighted length 9 feet (green light) ~~ Rope light can be used indoor or outdoor ~~ Can connect up 33 sets ~ Plugs in at both ends ~~ UL Listed approved. |
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ABC Products" Portfolio ~ Primitive Style Candelabra Lamp Shade (Clips Over Bulb) Sale Price: $6.87 |
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Primitive style Candelabra lamp shade ~~ Red & gold homespun fabric with hanging beads on the edge ~~ Clips over a candelabra light bulb ~~ Size is 4 1/8 in. Tall X 5 1/42 in. Wide ~~ Lamp & shade are sold separately |
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Pipedream Products Fetish Fantasy First-Timer's Cuffs Adult Sex Toy Kit List Price: $99.99 Sale Price: $14.99 |
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Fetish Fantasy First-Timer's Cuffs Once your lover is tied up in these escape-proof beginner's cuffs, what will you do next? Tease every inch of their body with your tongue? Blindfold them and feed them naughty treats? Cover them from head to toe with sensual lotions and oils? What are you waiting for? Equipped with adjustable velcro straps, soft neoprene lining, sturdy rings and and a quick-release metal clip, these cuffs are bound to please! |
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Electronic Jump Rope With Timer/Clock/ Calorie Counter List Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $8.80 |
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Battery powered electronic jump rope. Includes clock on handle also with count down exercise time, how many calories burned, and jumps completed. |
If you only had 3 minutes to live what would you do?
The situation - You're on the edge of a cliff, in a 30-foot-tall portable toilet (portapotty) with a vent on top. There is a 1 lb block of C4 connected to the door latch and hooked to a 3 minute timer. There also is a brand new 35-foot rope, a pocket knife, the leftover wire used to rig the bomb, a case of Molson Golden , a pack of JuicyFruit gum and MacGuyver is nowhere to be found. At the bottom of the cliff, Neil Young is performing a concert hosted by the local chapter of the Young Democrats from the local liberal arts college. What do you do? Outside is your lesbian neighbor Monique. The timer starts right now.
Well, If I can open the door without the C4 going off I would do the following:
1. Move the beer out for later consumption
2. distract my lesbian neighbor by offering her some gum and while she was distracted tie the rope to her and use the knife to cut the excess rope.
3. I would carve Vote Republican onto the wall of the portapotty (time permitting).
4. I would then push the portapotty over the cliff onto the Neil Young concert goers and take out as many liberal democrats as possible with the added bonus of pulling the lesbian neighbor over the edge with the portapotty to be with her liberal buddies.
If rigged and I could not escape, I would drink as much of the beer as I could for about 2 minutes, disregard the gum and rock the portapotty back and forth until it went over the cliff down onto the liberals below. I would hope that my lesbian neighbor would look over the cliff to see what happened and would get taken out by the massive glass from the beer bottles that would have exploded with the C4.
Oh, yeah, and just seconds before I went, ask god to foregive me for my sins as it worked for the thief who died on the cross next to Jesus, so the bible tells me so!
That was easy, NEXT!
